Facebook Celebrity

a person who brags daily on Facebook about how much money they have, but they have never bought a house or luxury car.

"Girl, he's a Facebook Celebrity! Did you see the pictures of his stacks posted on the News Feed?"

by tori95live September 5, 2011

Facebook tracking

When you post something on Facebook and you constantly hit the refresh button to see if anyone replied back. Regardless of the fact that Facebook would update this on its own.

I posted a really funny joke on Facebook today and really wanted someone to laugh at it too. So I spent an hour Facebook Tracking and no one thought is was funny.

by Fae Mousse September 19, 2011

Sleep-Facebooking

When your Facebook status message says "is sleeping."

If Amy's Facebook status says, "Amy is sleeping," Amy must have been sleep-facebooking.

by CitizenJ September 22, 2009

Facebook Rape

When facebook updates you to a newer, suckier version of itself without your consent.

Guy 1: Man, this new version of facebook sucks. Why did they make me update?
Guy 2: You got facebook raped dude.

by that_guy_with_no_face January 15, 2011

facebook groupie

That person on facebook who always finds the really cool groups and usually likes about 50 groups a day.

Keria is a facebook groupie, she likes about 50 groups a day.

by imme233223 May 23, 2010

facebook whore

a girl who is abnormally addicted to facebook and cannot sign off even if her cat was trapped in a hole and needed her assistance immediately

damn bro jensen is such a facebook whore

by homieG696969 April 1, 2010

Facebook Nurse

a nurse who works the first and last hour of their shift

the explanation your manager doesn't give to a family who finds out their loved one is missing, deteriorating, dead.

that practicum sucked; I got a facebook nurse for an instructor

by Sugar$hark November 30, 2009