an assessment of someone's intelligence based on the statuses and comments they contribute on facebook. This takes into account spelling, grammar and punctuation. Also, depth of topic and tone can be considered.
I am surprised that Sally only got a 900 on her SAT's! I always thought she was smart. Well, at least, facebook smart.
by jayson j June 13, 2010
That person on facebook who always finds the really cool groups and usually likes about 50 groups a day.
by imme233223 May 23, 2010
by CitizenJ September 22, 2009
Guy 1: Man, this new version of facebook sucks. Why did they make me update?
Guy 2: You got facebook raped dude.
Guy 2: You got facebook raped dude.
by that_guy_with_no_face January 14, 2011
the explanation your manager doesn't give to a family who finds out their loved one is missing, deteriorating, dead.
that practicum sucked; I got a facebook nurse for an instructor
that practicum sucked; I got a facebook nurse for an instructor
by Sugar$hark November 30, 2009
Listen it could be the other definitions on here but for MY purposes it’s just a teasing term for an aunt, mom, sister even, grandma, or whatever lady in your life that angles the photo above their head to get that *pose* for Facebook to post an update of “Christmas cookies with the family 💕💕💕💕” or “just got my hair done with these girls!!!! They don’t seem too excited... lol”. Yah know, just good old moms on Facebook being moms on Facebook. Not too complicated.
When it’s thanksgiving and your mom somehow angles it with the *pose* with both her smiling and you’re in the background lookin the worst you’ve ever looked slaving over a bowl of mashed potatoes and then she captions it with something like “Working hard lol”. That’s MY version of a Facebook mom
by Yo ma m a December 08, 2019
a girl who is abnormally addicted to facebook and cannot sign off even if her cat was trapped in a hole and needed her assistance immediately
by homieG696969 April 01, 2010