Ethan is a culture vulture and in specific sucks sweden off like theres no tomorrow, Ethan always talks about how he wants to move to sweden oblivious to the fact that hes a fucking roach and seems way too fixated on joining the försvarsmakten (the swedish military) even though he has no big relation or true knowledge of the country and would rather enlist in a country he has no relation to than he would in the army of his own country
Person 1: i might move to sweden soon and I'd enlist in the swedish army
Person 2: bro stop being such a fucking Ethan go try enlisting in your own country instead
Person 2: bro stop being such a fucking Ethan go try enlisting in your own country instead
A goofy as motherfucker but loyal as hell nice guy usally goofy plays basketball has nice muscles likes sports good Christian boy
by Fadedthanahoe44 January 28, 2023
The guy you find outside of a gas station who was banned from going inside. Usually found smoking a blunt or asking girls to fill up thier gas. Talks about being an Archeologist to make himself look cool.
by Luxinator November 22, 2021
ETHAN NEEDS A JANIYAH THEY ARE A PERFECT MATCH.
Get urself a friend Ethan he is cute and a really cool guy. Everybody likes Ethan, he is a great friend to have
Get urself a friend Ethan he is cute and a really cool guy. Everybody likes Ethan, he is a great friend to have
by eggward29 November 05, 2021
the best person in the whole wide world. he is the most athletic and hot sexy guy out there in school. every girl has dreams of sucking his dick bc it is so long (its 9 inches). they wanna get penetrated by his dominating presence. every girl will want to have him as their boyfriend as he is so reliable and handsome who plays basketball and is 6’5 tall.
by paparaziiiiiiiiiii November 20, 2023
A man who will take the time to get to know you and if you are lucky you might be able to begin a relationship with him.
A man you will never forget because of his great personality
A man you will never forget because of his great personality
by Grrboilol February 18, 2022
by Very Trustworthy Person August 24, 2023