Ethan Langshaw

He is a waste man makes you feel special and comforts you but then drops you like a ton of bricks, he is an untrustworthy ugly person and thinks he’s 10 men, leave a Ethan Langshaw alone because he is a nothing and always carry’s std’s, additionally he’s gay in heart

He’s an Ethan Langshaw keep clear

by Amelialenneyheart xox November 20, 2019

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Ethan Horner

An absolute unit/beast who gets any chick he wants. He is feared by men and loved by women.

Did you see that stud over there? He's got 4 girlfriends.
Yeah, he's a total Ethan Horner.

by TruthSpeaker78 November 03, 2024

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ethan Gershon

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Ethan Gershon

by aganus April 01, 2023

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Ethanitis

Typically a person who smells horrendous, especially people named Ethan.

Person 1: he smells like a stinky demon today.

Person 2: holy shit he smells like fucking shit and eggs smoldering in hot trash

Person 1: oh boy, he must have a chronic case of Ethanitis.

by Bobbyjizz09 May 04, 2022

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Ethanitis

A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.

Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.

Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.

by Ethan.4.life October 03, 2021

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