egg in the beard

Getting cum in the pubic hair.

"There's egg in the beard"
"That beard is pretty eggy"
"I'll put my egg in your beard"

by TRYBAL April 17, 2023

Scab eggs

Over cooked eggs that are crusty and disgusting that should never be eaten.

Oh look you can’t cook you made scab eggs again.

by Hortongirl February 23, 2018

Egg Master

An alternative name for a creature that lays eggs. Usually given to animals that lay bigger eggs than usual.

That bird is a bloody egg master!

by Rub the chicken man! February 01, 2022

the egg in the shoe

A term for when someone is to put on their shoe and feeling a egg underneath their foot. Often a cooked egg. A raw one if you wanna be extra mean.

«I felt something wet under my foot Bob!!»

«That must have been the egg in the shoe Bernt»

by Minlio August 02, 2020

pizza and egg

Toxic combination of pizza and egg that will kill anything that tastes it.

pizza and egg recipe made by the all mighty god.

by Toxicßlade September 01, 2017

dutch egg

A vagina appliance.

Chris, I totally saw you stuff that Dutch Egg in Ziggy, you scoundrel!

by Shabba dabba doo August 10, 2017

mooky eggs

Describes a person who is extremely gay.

Grant just said he would suck kobe? He's MOOKY EGGS

by iso dex September 19, 2017