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"drunk drop test" ~ plainrock124

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by DETOS OFFICIAL April 21, 2025

Druckered

The tragicomic state of being royally, undeniably, and spectacularly fucked over twice by the same person, entity, or fate — with just enough time between each betrayal for you to foolishly rebuild trust, regain hope, or refinance your soul.

“I joined ByteBlimp fresh out of grad school—bright-eyed, full of ideas, and drinking the kombucha-flavored Kool-Aid. A year in, the company got bought out by GigaTech, who promised ‘minimal restructuring’ and then fired half the team and replaced our open office with beanbags and buzzwords. I stuck it out, climbed the ranks, even got my own clicker for boardroom presentations. Five years later, just as I’d paid off my student loans and dared to dream about a mortgage, GigaTech sold us—again—to our arch-nemesis, DigiShark Inc. They walked in, shut down our projects, and handed me a severance check that looked suspiciously like a gift card to Chili’s.

That’s when I knew—I’d been Druckered. And this time, with interest.

by Phuk Knuckle April 29, 2025

Drunk did it

To work on a task or project while inebriated, only to realize later that quality of the work was severly impaired, as were you.

He refinished the floor only to realize that he'd drunk did it. It would have to be done over again.

by Roger_the_Dodger May 6, 2025

Drunk Kollar

When you have a little too much fireball and you smash your scat pack into your sons leg.

After I got back from graduation my dad pulled a drunk Kollar on me.

by Thicc Nigga Erik May 22, 2025

Drunch

Having drugs and lunch, but mostly the drugs - at lunchtime.

- Tomorrow it's Friday! Who is ready for some drunch?
- Drunch?
- Yes, a lot of drugs and some lunch.

by h_badger June 27, 2025

Drunk and crunk

When you get drunk and crazy

We are going to get drunk and crunk!

by Waterpopper July 4, 2025

Drunk Girl Singalong

When your at Karaoke night and your feeling lose it's the one song your go to that you can still sing even when drunk.

Guy: gril, you're pretty drunk do you think you should go up there and sing
Girl: I got this
Guy: ok
Girl: this song is my drunk girl singalong song

by DJbmoney July 23, 2025