dog can

The obscenely strong, horrible tasting extra-strong beer brewed by Faxe and sold in one litre cans.

Called so because it has caused otherwise sensible individuals to cycle into stationary dogs.

Brett downed two dog cans last night and mowed down a pooch.

by pancakesforbreakfast July 24, 2010

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Dog of wisdom

Hi.
It's me.
I'm the dog.
My name is the dog.
Everyone likes me.
I'm cute.
I think i will
bark a nothing now,

*barks*

Who's that.
Coming up over the horizon in my sky.
Who dares?
It's me
The dog of wisdom.
I dispense wisdom
from my mighty
wisdom tooth.
Hi.
What is your wisdom?
Here is my wisdom:
If your ball
Is too big for your mouth,
it's not yours.
That's a good wisdom.
Thanks.
I also know a few
knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ball.
Ball who?
BallIEVE it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel
so free-hee-hee!

by iosihbfsvibfs February 20, 2022

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Dog Condom

The act of slipping a dog's rectum over your erect penis and putting it in the participant you are facing in fantasy football when you are ahead or have won the match up that week.

I just entered Hundo Church and slammed Max with a dog condom as his boy friend watched with awe!

by La Tortuga September 29, 2023

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Scrape Dog

Is mostly used in the caribbean..meaning that you barely passed a test, but you still passed.

Person1: bwai weh you get?

person2: ah get 70, pass by wah point

person1: yuh Scrape Dog doh !

by yoyoyohey! June 20, 2011

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blue the dog

The cutest most lovable and cuddly dog you will ever meet. He’s very energetic and never fails to put a smile on your face. His tail continues to wiggle for infinity and beyond. His nickname is bluie-nay-nay and mr.wiggles.

I love blue the dog he’s my bluie-nay-nay!

by Ray Ray ur Bay Bay January 29, 2020

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