If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.
I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.
by L0VEQU1NN April 15, 2022
Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.
Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.
-Later-
Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.
-Later-
Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.
by The_Inlander February 16, 2013
by YOYO DIALLO April 26, 2024
When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.
by The woodstoners August 23, 2016
Did Jake tell you about how he got those new 300 dollar airpods?
Yeah, that's a total diamond block house, he could get something much better for less than half of the price.
Yeah, that's a total diamond block house, he could get something much better for less than half of the price.
by Whalosaur July 16, 2023
by zfuhrman27 March 26, 2018
by Basketballs February 05, 2022