Wet Cock Syndrome

A man gets Wet Cock Syndrome when he goes to take a shit and his cock grazes the water like a elegant pebble skipping across the vast ocean.

Oh shit I just got Wet Cock Syndrome

by Cool Cock69 April 28, 2021

Wet Toe Bin

When someone dreams of you being pregnant, You then throw the baby in the bin.

did you hear about Jacob, he had a Wet Toe Bin about me last night.

by TheFancyPineapple April 7, 2022

Wet Scream

The act of screaming so much resulting from being freaked out or laughing so hard that you literally wet your pants.

At first Beth didn't realize anyone saw her masturbating at work but when she realized it she had a wet scream.

That was so fucking funny I had a wet scream!

by kgems January 16, 2010

Wet ass

What you have if you sit in a vehicle after it rains and you left the windows down

Oh shit!! I forgot to roll up my Windows before it rained. I will have a wet ass next time I go to drive.

by pablowisdom August 20, 2016

wet waldo

See Mississippi Mudfinger.

Jake walked into a gay bar by mistake, and some guy gave him a wet waldo.

by bellyman February 19, 2003

Wet Flip Flop

A shoe that has been jizzed in without the owners knowledge and the owner proceeds to walk around in the shoe.

As a prank the Dave gave Alex a wet flip flop that he walked in for the rest of the day

by wolf pack party September 12, 2010

Get Wet Award

The gayest award one could possibly get. This is an award for having the most fun in water at a camp.

"Yo, I totally just got the fabulous Get Wet Award!" A kid says.
Another kid replies, "Kill yourself."
"Be quiet you, you, you SILLY GOOSE." the kid says flamboyantly.

by John Smith17 February 12, 2009