jared de wet

He is a person of great interest
Exellent boyfriend materail and lover
Over a size 10 dick size
Very succesful
Lovable
Funny

Atheltic
Extremly loyal to his lover

Very tall and big built but not fat

Great hair

I wish i was like jared de wet
I want jared de wet to break my virginaty

by Charles 7011 March 4, 2017

Wet Toe Bin

When someone dreams of you being pregnant, You then throw the baby in the bin.

did you hear about Jacob, he had a Wet Toe Bin about me last night.

by TheFancyPineapple April 7, 2022

maple wet nuts

sucking the balls of a canadian dude

Jenny went up to Montreal and enjoyed the maple wet nuts.

by ccandstees April 8, 2011

Wet ass

What you have if you sit in a vehicle after it rains and you left the windows down

Oh shit!! I forgot to roll up my Windows before it rained. I will have a wet ass next time I go to drive.

by pablowisdom August 20, 2016

wet waldo

See Mississippi Mudfinger.

Jake walked into a gay bar by mistake, and some guy gave him a wet waldo.

by bellyman February 19, 2003

Wet Scream

The act of screaming so much resulting from being freaked out or laughing so hard that you literally wet your pants.

At first Beth didn't realize anyone saw her masturbating at work but when she realized it she had a wet scream.

That was so fucking funny I had a wet scream!

by kgems January 16, 2010

Get Wet Award

The gayest award one could possibly get. This is an award for having the most fun in water at a camp.

"Yo, I totally just got the fabulous Get Wet Award!" A kid says.
Another kid replies, "Kill yourself."
"Be quiet you, you, you SILLY GOOSE." the kid says flamboyantly.

by John Smith17 February 12, 2009