wigga wanker

someone with an absolute whale of a cock, and loves to go around and wank anyone they get the chance to.

"omg that guy is such a wigga wanker"

by DIG BICK 8008135 March 14, 2023

rainbow wanker

A homosexual man, especially effeminate that is rather stupid.

Bravis: Since we can’t call them f*gs anymore, I’ll make a new slur

Selden: What

Bravis: Rainbow Wanker

Selden: Let’s add it to Urban Dictionary!

by dickcockandballs April 13, 2023

Harvey Walker

Finds pleasure in most things. Will be regularly confused about a lot more things. Likes picking and consuming mushrooms from the middlesbrough moores. Smokes like an industrial northen chimney (this includes vapes, fags and the wacky baccy). An evening without winding down with a lovely can of stella isnt a proper evening for harvey walker. Regularly hops on the sunnies for 6-9 minutes at a time to catch a glowing tan to parade around the middlesbrough region, making the other villages jealous and rage in envy. Cupid struck harvey and is now in an intense long distance relationship (they see eachother often, hes just 5'2) with the german queen. There are no worries in harveys mind as he often says he common catchphrase, "dont even stress man", instead his mind in only full of stella and cheap fags.

"Harvey walker, nice to meet you!"

by e.Trapz April 25, 2023

nicest wanker in the world

When you are done with someone’s past shit, but you still end up helping them when their shit has sideways.

“That guy hates my guts, but he still got me out of a jam. He’s the Nicest Wanker In The World!”

“Might not like him, but I’ll help. I’m the Nicest Wanker In The World!”

by Unsung Hero 2023 July 14, 2023

pussy walker

Someone who is such a bitch or such a coward that it can annoy the people around them.

This fucking pussy walker won’t ask for ketchup packets.

by Gigachad August 7, 2023

chomble walker

A insult used against anything that walks on two legs

"You fucking chomble walker"

by Erbic the donkler August 16, 2023

pommy wanker

An englishman who can't be reasoned with due to his short memory & one-sided outlook on all things;
Piers Morgan

It's just Peirs, don't listen that pommy wanker

by MoistMoose August 20, 2023