turd grid

Mapping out a city's bathrooms to do poos in.

You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!

by Angel Von Johnston August 7, 2017

Yellow Turd

You will usually find a "Yellow Turd" in your toilet after eating the following foods:
iHop, McDonald's, BurgerFi, Freddy's, ThanksGiving Dinner
They are usually long and thick and they always come out in one long "turd"
Birthing a "Yellow Turd" will surely cleanse your bowels for weeks to come.
When you see these, expect good news to be on it's way.

"Bro I just dropped a huge Yellow Turd. Check it out."
*shows pic of Yellow Turd*
"Dude that's awesome! You must pull hella bitches with them shits."

by FWYBFWYBFWYB February 19, 2022

Turd Sandwich

From the TV series of South Park, Stan is made to choose between a Turd Sandwich or a Giant Dooche for the school mascot, but personally, VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH!

Stan: So you want me to choose between a Giant Dooche or a Turd Sandwich...?
Cartman: VOTE FOR GIANT DOOCHE
Kyle: VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH

by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025

turd toupee

Worthless piece of shit. Has shit for brains but thinks he'genius. Person who, like an unflushable chunk of turd, won't go away.

I wish that turd toupee, Donald Trump, would sit down, shut up, or just go away.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.

by ShakenBaby September 6, 2016

bat turds

Another term for some pot that comes in very small buds.

I called my friend and said "Hey, do you want to go half with me on a bag of bat turds ?"

by May R September 20, 2023

STUFFED TURD

THE SHITTY ENVIRONMENT YOU WORK IN AND ASSHOLES YOU WORK WITH WHO ARE NOT FUN.

WE ARE FUN TO WORK WITH... NOT LIKE THE STUFFED TURDS YOU USED TO WORK WITH.

by the turd burlgar July 12, 2017

Turd match maker

A match maker who matches people by how similar their poops are

Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*

by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023