safety hat

the hat you wear when you taken too much and seek safety
nath where’s the safety hat?
by Obi2709 October 02, 2021
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I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!
Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!
by badgermusic315 February 28, 2020
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jiffy pop hat

a streatchy hat built to contain a large amount of hair, such as dreadlocks or an afro, in a large bulbous shape.
Desmond kept his dreads in check by stuffing them in a Jiffy Pop Hat.
by Todd-I July 19, 2023
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National no hat day

Boys and girls this one is for you. Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend that just wears hats all the time and it’s annoying? Well this is their week to shine. No hat day is october 30th
Bryan did you know that it’s national no hat day?

No way, i can’t wear a hat today:(
by Ttzig October 27, 2019
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Ham Hat

When your a chubby guy standing up getting a blow job and your gut is resting on the Blow job givers head.
I was standing up getting a blow job and I rested my Ham Hat on her head !
by MUFDVR4LIFE March 23, 2021
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Asshole type hat

when a guy named andrews calls gyms to see if the booty is poppin
Andrew: hey are there alot of boys at the gym rn at 11:59pm?
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat
by AndrewsAss January 03, 2023
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