Fake Spray

Weak drizzle from car wash attendant's spray gun.

When you're at the high dollar car wash in your local city and they give you that little soapy/water fake spray only on the driver side after you pay the damn $10+

by HuggdBear December 11, 2010

Fake TJ

Lover of David and has big forearms

Look at that guy. He’s definitely a fake tj.

by Dpqn1 November 23, 2021

Fake friends

Gay ass mfs that don’t give a fuck what you have to say. And they talk shit on you

my” fake friends“ are gay

by you’re mom is gay June 11, 2020

fake vacation

when a workplace piling up someone's numbers of works before or after that person got his/her vacation because the workplace afraid of losing their money by having that person off work for a period of time.

"im quiting"
"why? i thought giving you vacation was enough?"
"well, they are just fake vacation ."

by jarniwan October 29, 2023

Fakeful

The opposite of being fact-based. When someone entertains opinions or views that are not true, and deliberately disseminates them to mislead their unquestioning or uncritical audience to push their own agenda.

Rejected Donald J. Trump was such a fakeful character who led tens of millions of his followers to blindly or uncritically put their faith in him, by lying that he’s robbed of an election victory due to rampant fraudulent ballots in states where he lost to his political opponent.

by MathPlus January 28, 2021

Fake friend

A fake friend is a person who's always being a bitch and never actually cares for you for example they use you for money or lifts to school and they make sure that the second they step out that car there is their friend meeting them and in the car they don't talk to you they are texting their friends so when you walk out that car they are with other friends so you just stand behind them and walk up by yourself then when you get to form there is a person who you team with in a game but as soon we this other mean person comes in they go against you. Also the only reason their friends text you is because they want to know when their friend that your giving a lift to is arriving.

"Whens ....... Arriving? " -fake friend
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"

by Disney>>>>you March 31, 2022

friendly fake

A person who acts nice in your presences but talks about you badly when you're not around.

You friendly fake.
These hoes friendly fake.

by Keisha B. April 8, 2014