n. someone who expresses extreme online outrage toward various progressive and social causes, but never gets around to committing any overt acts of bigotry or class intolerance.
His wall posts can be extreme, but he's a Facebook conservative and much easier to get along with in person.
by happy moose March 7, 2011
Get the Facebook conservativemug. That person on facebook who always finds the really cool groups and usually likes about 50 groups a day.
by imme233223 May 23, 2010
Get the facebook groupiemug. by CitizenJ September 22, 2009
Get the Sleep-Facebookingmug. Guy 1: Man, this new version of facebook sucks. Why did they make me update?
Guy 2: You got facebook raped dude.
Guy 2: You got facebook raped dude.
by that_guy_with_no_face January 15, 2011
Get the Facebook Rapemug. Listen it could be the other definitions on here but for MY purposes it’s just a teasing term for an aunt, mom, sister even, grandma, or whatever lady in your life that angles the photo above their head to get that *pose* for Facebook to post an update of “Christmas cookies with the family 💕💕💕💕” or “just got my hair done with these girls!!!! They don’t seem too excited... lol”. Yah know, just good old moms on Facebook being moms on Facebook. Not too complicated.
When it’s thanksgiving and your mom somehow angles it with the *pose* with both her smiling and you’re in the background lookin the worst you’ve ever looked slaving over a bowl of mashed potatoes and then she captions it with something like “Working hard lol”. That’s MY version of a Facebook mom
by Yo ma m a December 8, 2019
Get the Facebook mommug. the explanation your manager doesn't give to a family who finds out their loved one is missing, deteriorating, dead.
that practicum sucked; I got a facebook nurse for an instructor
that practicum sucked; I got a facebook nurse for an instructor
by Sugar$hark November 30, 2009
Get the Facebook Nursemug. a girl who is abnormally addicted to facebook and cannot sign off even if her cat was trapped in a hole and needed her assistance immediately
by homieG696969 April 1, 2010
Get the facebook whoremug.