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peanut butter jar

Firsrt I was fucking her pussy. That got loose and boring. Then I decided to stick it in her Peanut Butter Jar. End of story.
by Tommy R June 12, 2005
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Euphemism for unintentional anal sex.
Girl 1: My guy and I were having some crazy sex last night and he almost stuck the butter in the pantry!

Girl 2: Ahh! I hate it when that happens!
by NotMalice May 28, 2012
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Peanut Butter Blumpkin

When a girl dips your penis in a jar of peanut butter and then proceeds to give you a bumpkin.
"Dude, I got the most splendiferous peanut butter blumpkin from that chic Brenna last night!"
by Articuno69 November 25, 2013
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Nashville Nutter Butter

The Nashville Nutter Butter is the action of ejaculating on your partners back in order to create a buttery surface. You then will dump a bucket of popcorn on the lubricated surface to create buttery popcorn. You then finish the act by watching a movie with them while eating the popcorn.
I wanted to try the Nashville Nutter Butter with my girlfriend, but she wasn’t up for it.
by Lord WizarD III November 2, 2020
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Butter Garlic Sauce

The act of ejaculating in your partner's mouth, and shortly after urinating in your partner's mouth to create a substance that resembles butter garlic sauce. Gargling may be necessary.
Dude I totally butter garlic sauced my boyfriend last night!
by -cmd88- June 21, 2011
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Peanut Butter Surprise

It is when a guy slathers peanut butter all over his genitals and puts his pants back on until his girlfriend comes home. He then pulls down his pants and treats her like a dog.
SURPRISE, lick this peanut butter surprise off my dick like a dog.
by Jiff Crunchy.....Boner April 30, 2014
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peanut butter fridays

The best snack for the best day of the week. Always needs to be untainted before usage. Plastic wrap works best. Only Friday. Peanut butter expensive.
My boy Craig goes crazy on peanut butter fridays. I feel bad for the peanut butters husband. Craig fucked his brains out.
by D-Money699 June 5, 2022
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