Tea Merchant

That one friend in the group who always has the latest gossip.

"Emily is such a tea merchant"

by Katie77733 June 7, 2025

mother lover of tea

love your mom and tea bagging

hi join mother lover of tea

by davethechicken17 October 14, 2021

tea bag

Gaming: the act of repeatedly crouching over an opposing player who utterly had no chance of victory which in turn humiliates them.

Dude, that was awesome I just shotgunned this noob I'm gunna tea bag him now.

by TheOnlineGamer November 24, 2010

Forbidden tea

A forbidden tea is when a man goes for a jog and the dips his nut sack into a glass of warm water to give to his spouse when they are feeling sick.

"Hey babe I'm not feeling well can you make me a glass of forbidden tea?"

by Bigboywyatt February 1, 2025

tea

watered down juice

"i fucking hate tea"

"oh shit me too"

by dragonfucker123 December 1, 2018

The Greeny tea

When a man named Justin goes to a elementary school and gets on his hands and knees with his private parts covered in chocolate and let’s the little children lick it off his anus and balls

I’m going to the elementary school to pull the greeny tea

by La’marcus123 May 21, 2024

bok bok tea

Cold milky tea given to infants in a suck bottle. Favoured on council estates in Kirkby, Merseyside.

Ooeh! Wir oussa formila fer dthi baybee soes eel av ter av bok bok tea instead!

by Spoogle March 20, 2013