The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.
by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019
Texas Roadhouse. Except everyone who works there is either fake or a huge whore. They run through every hot person that works there.
by Casper04 July 18, 2021
Speech-to-Texas is a state in which you are talking with far too much "twang" and as a result , speech-to-text went full Texas on ya.
For example, if you say well that truck still tows more than the other truck, and speech-to-text types "Main that truck steel toes more!", You've just witnessed "Speech-to-Texas".
For example, if you say well that truck still tows more than the other truck, and speech-to-text types "Main that truck steel toes more!", You've just witnessed "Speech-to-Texas".
Yo man , you need to work on that twang , your speech to text is actin' up and went full bore "Speech-to-Texas".
by TexasTea123 October 11, 2022
When you pry open the hole at the tip of the penis. Scoop the fluid out with a meth pipe and smoke it.
by Giggles the clown May 02, 2023
A sex position where you put 1 bullet into a revolver and spin the cylinder. You then put the revolver into her asshole and shoot if the bullet doesn't come out then you fuck her if not you hold down the fort until the cops come
by guacamolepen15 May 21, 2019
Taking a curly dump in a urinal. The poo must curl back on itself to resemble a coil in one solid piece.
The special Ed kid keeps leaving us Texas Rattlesnakes in the bathroom. Nobody knows when he's doing it, but I think he's makin em at night.
by Quad45 January 14, 2025
by Plausible Deniability September 28, 2014