by iliketoes2004 February 8, 2022
Get the max the simpmug. Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.
Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".
by QuacksO June 21, 2017
Get the max headroom garmentmug. by Googol blipblip February 2, 2024
Get the jump maxingmug. a male whos penis is particularly small, he is very sensitive about it and he’s pretty annoying and rude salty uses everyone for clout and is bisexual
by wiggabeat69420 March 8, 2019
Get the maxmug. "Oh hey, Max "Wax" Jackson, why you looking a little down today?"
"Well, I just wish I wasn't a dumb gay boi stupid man and was more like my brother ya know?"
"Its okay, I wish I was like him too."
"Well, I just wish I wasn't a dumb gay boi stupid man and was more like my brother ya know?"
"Its okay, I wish I was like him too."
by fijihasbiggay November 12, 2020
Get the Max "Wax" Jacksonmug. by sexy sempai November 30, 2021
Get the maxmug. The process of riding the fine line between homosexuality and straightness in order to mass appeal to women. Commonly used by incels to get closer to woman.
"Hey Michael! Did you get any pussy last night?" "Nah bro, but I've been Zest-Maxxing with these new earrings. These bitches will be all over me!"
by ZincMaxxer April 14, 2024
Get the Zest-Maxxingmug.