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max the simp

why would you rate her A+ max the simp you creep
by iliketoes2004 February 8, 2022
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max headroom garment

Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.
Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".
by QuacksO June 21, 2017
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jump maxing

Person 1: Yo i just ate some pussy
Person 2: aren’t you gay
Person 1: yeah I was jump maxing
by Googol blipblip February 2, 2024
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max

a male whos penis is particularly small, he is very sensitive about it and he’s pretty annoying and rude salty uses everyone for clout and is bisexual
wibba 1: yo is that max
hoe 2: ew ya i sucked him off last night it was so small
by wiggabeat69420 March 8, 2019
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Max "Wax" Jackson

a dumb gay boi stupid man who wishes he was more like his brother.
"Oh hey, Max "Wax" Jackson, why you looking a little down today?"
"Well, I just wish I wasn't a dumb gay boi stupid man and was more like my brother ya know?"

"Its okay, I wish I was like him too."
by fijihasbiggay November 12, 2020
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max

He has a giant Dick ngl when he bangs my mom she fuckin disappears
max : lets fuc
mom : ahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahha yesir
by sexy sempai November 30, 2021
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Zest-Maxxing

The process of riding the fine line between homosexuality and straightness in order to mass appeal to women. Commonly used by incels to get closer to woman.
"Hey Michael! Did you get any pussy last night?" "Nah bro, but I've been Zest-Maxxing with these new earrings. These bitches will be all over me!"
by ZincMaxxer April 14, 2024
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