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Kevin's Algorithm

Kevin's Algorithm is a algorithm created by two Genius college students which describes the evolutionary nature of the human brain during its first and second chronological sequences during midlife.

The algorithm in its entirety is as follows;
Kevin's Algorithm Java Example:

public static void findComputer(){
String website= {...};
boolean atWork;

for(String s:website){
while(atWork&&(s!=null)){
surf(site);
}

if(true){
findComputer();
}

}
by IOStorm April 30, 2011
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Kevin

He’s the man.

Jk. Kevin is the most chill guy ever. He will put up with your bs, have your back in most situations, and has a good sense of humour. Once you get to know the guy, you’ll never forget him.
Kevin is cool
by Trisran December 8, 2021
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Kevin Durant

Known as the biggest snake ever seen on television. Has the special ability to leave a best friend and to choke a 3-1 lead. His solution? Going to a team that choked a 3-1 lead that same year.
Kevin Durant can be found in the zoo.
by Tmrwfrvr August 22, 2017
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Kevin

Kevin has a long cock
by anonymous September 28, 2021
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Kevin

by dnskifs November 4, 2021
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KEVIN

A gay fat retard miget that no one will ever love and is not funny and boring and will make anyone want to kill their self.
I hate Kevin bro
by This gay guy November 20, 2023
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Golden Kevin

When your making fun of someone's mom and they pee on you
Vincent was pissing me off last night so i gave him the "golden kevin"
by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025
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