A fat shit that instead of swimming, munches on anything he can get his soft hands onto. Occasionally will cry and threaten to sit on someone
by Swim bois May 30, 2018

An Abrahamic religion. Believes in some mythological mentally ill jew that got nailed to a plank of wood for pissing off the Romans. The majority of followers are KKK members, fascists, and middle aged religious nuts who indoctrinate their fuckwad crotch goblins to keep the cult alive.
by ChinkFaggot June 16, 2024

Evie: “Christian is the love of my life”
by evalynni December 18, 2021

by christianxmeghancreghan January 18, 2023

The most beautiful man on Earth who gives you butterflies every time you look at him, he's the man who makes everyone go blurry, he's the man you can't talk to, but he's also the man you have to let go off because he's moving away to Australia
by cherryblossoms. March 26, 2022

by Isis34645747486547 May 11, 2019

Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name
by God at fortnite May 10, 2018
