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Christian

A fat shit that instead of swimming, munches on anything he can get his soft hands onto. Occasionally will cry and threaten to sit on someone
Wow that kid is so slow. It must be Christian
by Swim bois May 30, 2018
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Christianity

An Abrahamic religion. Believes in some mythological mentally ill jew that got nailed to a plank of wood for pissing off the Romans. The majority of followers are KKK members, fascists, and middle aged religious nuts who indoctrinate their fuckwad crotch goblins to keep the cult alive.
Christianity should be eradicated from modern society.
by ChinkFaggot June 16, 2024
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Christian

Evie: “Christian is the love of my life
by evalynni December 18, 2021
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Christian and Meghan

The best couple ever. They aren't dating yet but they will when he asks her out
Man 1: Did you see Christian and Meghan?
Man 2: They need to date
by christianxmeghancreghan January 18, 2023
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Christian

The most beautiful man on Earth who gives you butterflies every time you look at him, he's the man who makes everyone go blurry, he's the man you can't talk to, but he's also the man you have to let go off because he's moving away to Australia
Me: *Looks into his eyes*
Christian: *Looks right back*

me: 🦋🦋🦋🦋
by cherryblossoms. March 26, 2022
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Christian Hernandez

A dude who loves to eat paper and watch a ton of porn
Look at that guy eating paper, who is he? Christian Hernandez
by Isis34645747486547 May 11, 2019
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christian joseph merk

A god of fortnite. The most amazing person you will ever meet hit me up at 717-406-8542
Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name
by God at fortnite May 10, 2018
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