socks

socks is a kinky mf and a slut for cats !

socks stop biting ur cat!

by greenapple69>< April 14, 2022

Sock Disrespect

When someone insults the color, style, or quality of construction of your socks.

Eric: "You've had enough to drink", -begins dragging Pete away from the booze-

Pete: -Noticing Eric's knee-high scarlet socks, deals out some Sock Disrespect-"Fuck you and your socks!"

by Sophisticated Gremlin May 14, 2012

Sock Cucker

One who fucks one sock in front of the other sock to make the other sock jealous.

"Chadly's an experienced sock cucker. He mostly cucks lefty socks nowadays."

by Sasquatch Caukphart June 21, 2019

Ramen Sock

An old gym sock filled with shrimp ramen.

I gave my step-dad a Ramen Sock for Chtistmas.

by JIMMERTON December 10, 2019

Emergency socks

That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.

Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.

Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.

Bro 1: Nice~.

by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015

Wet Socks

The act of punishing someone by removing their shoes, making them stand in the toilet with their socks on, and making them put their shoes back on for the remainder of the day, resulting in wet socks.

Get in the bathroom! It's time for wet socks

by CDROMMM September 19, 2017

Fluffy of socks

All those socks left after all other clothing items are retrieved from the cloths drier.

I have a Fluffy of Socks left in the cloths drier.

by FluffySocks November 21, 2018