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Sock beamers

Tits hang down almost to navel,nipples point straight down. aka sock beamers
by darkstar1 November 8, 2011
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Skin Sock

The after-print left when you take off your socks for the day
Average person: god, my shoes were tied too tight today, I hope I don't have an ugly skin sock.

Unwanted Friend/Family member: I know man, those suck
by Tsun Berry August 31, 2011
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socks in the glove box

A term for men that stuff their pants.
Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.
by lmaiga October 1, 2011
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sock shock

Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.
Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.
by Watchinfool October 6, 2023
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Sock puppet

When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her
Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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wearing short socks

In the hood when you’re wearing short sock it could mean many things. First hookers where then so when they catch boys in the hood wear short sock they calling them a girl whore; or it could mean that your a girl as in that you show you leg for guys.
Nigga why you wearing short socks your a gay frfr”
by Drdre4ever October 12, 2023
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Oscar Socking

When you put Oscar Meyer Bologna in a sock and heat it up in the microwave and use it to masturbate with.
Owen was Oscar Socking it because he was lonely and sad.
by Me44longtime October 13, 2023
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