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Paul Dawson

All he wants is to know where the meat heads are.
“Have you seen Paul Dawson”
“No he’s looking for the meat heads
by Jacksdadisamum March 3, 2020
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Jake Paul

A scum fuck, who has scammed his massive child audience out of their parents money, no less than 3 times now, who also claimed that anxiety and depression don't really exist and are all in your head, as well as making a diss track on teachers, who did nothing wrong, are way too underpaid to deal with the kids he's turning against them, and who only try their best to help their students grow and be successful. As if that wasn't enough, a teacher came out with a response, also a diss track, and showed the blonde Ohio brat up with the line "some of these kids see me, more than their own dads". Embarrassed and disgraced, he then shifted to calling out "internet bullies" like Cody Ko and Noel Miller, two comedians who have single handedly kept Jake relevant.

As of writing this at the start of 2020, it is a common opinion that Jake Paul is less mature, more petty and childish, and more of a scumbag than his brother, Logan Paul, who, after filming a dead body and setting the internet ablaze, appears to have matured into a better, more responsible, more respectful person, than his brother, who is still attempting to remain relevant by stealing from his audience.

TLDR, someone who is worse than any combination of politicians, dictators, and serial killers imaginable.
"Bro, did you see Tommy at that party the other day?"

"Totally. Wasn't he begging for sympathy and money by pretending he had cancer and alzheimers?"

"Yeah, that's the guy. He was being such a Jake Paul."
by TetsuchiYamashiro March 9, 2020
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jake paul

he’s dead .. said jake paul
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Paul van BJJ

Paul van BJJ is basically a man who is for all intended purposes the following: Good Looking, muscular, "macho"-being totally cool toward everyone and everything, very clean and neat in appearance, a man who is 100% man: almost every lady is attracted to him because of his great charismatic ability, and when need be, he can be a real bad guy to mess with. Paul van BJJ is more of a definitive personality type, go to the beach in the summer and you will see several who fit the above, in addition to wearing sunglasses and jewelry, he is a ladies man, enjoying fast cars, hot woman, and good at hustling people in pool. Paul van BJJ is what every man wants to be, but 99.7% of men never live up to.
"Man, that guy has it going on, he's a real Paul van BJJ"....
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PAUL

A boi who only plays gta with someone who looks like a potato
Paul is always on gta
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Logan Paul

The guy who lost to KSI but managed to redeem himself back, KSI punched him so hard that he started making good content again, he's lowkey a better guy now and much more watchable
That logan paul guy is a better person now!
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Paul

Paul is a really unfriendly and weird guy. He is very bad at grammar and if he likes you, he gets unbelievably annoying. If you see a Paul, you think he‘s attractive at first but after some time you get to see his real and ugly side. Even though he seems like the nice guy next door, HE IS NOT!! He will drive you crazy (not in a good way) and you‘ll never move on!! Sometimes he talks bad about you and the only positive thing about him is his looks... He is stupid, childish , and the most disgusting guy ever! Stay the f away from him!!!
Person 1: Wow! This person is DISGUSTING

Person 2: Of course! His name is Paul
by Lutzebibabutze May 12, 2020
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