park 'n' stalk

The act of stalking someone (usually a shopper) leaving a place of business back to his/her car while you are in your car with the intent of finding a parking spot.

Most likely to happen during the Holiday season, or any time a big sale at the mall is happening.

I wanted to hit up that sale at Woodfield Mall, but it was so crowded that I had to pull a park 'n' stalk on this nice little Asian couple.

by perditajuanita January 2, 2010

Hyde Park Dosser

When you doss about Hyde park smacked off your bean. You’ll often either trek it to the chippy cos it’s fish bits or get yourself some Avengers End Game bud from man like Ryan Theobald

What you doing you Hyde Park Dosser? Off to the chippy mate fuck off!

by ThatsPeekDon August 30, 2019

Parked in his spot

To have sexual intercourse with a girlfriend or wife who is not your own.

Note: This is not to be confused with putting your penis into another male...

Man 1: "Dude, you know Larry from accounting? Well, I totally parked in his spot last night!"

Man 2: "Dude, did you wrap? She has syphilis."

Man 1: "...."

by Cpt. Satanas May 5, 2010

Trailer Park Snob

Someone who thinks they are better than someone else, even though they live in a trailer park.

"My friend is such a trailer park snob. She said her trailer was so much better than the trailer next door and that she only wears Jordache jeans."

by UKalltheway November 10, 2014

Learn How To Park.

Learn How To Park.

Seriously.

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ Learn How To Park!

Learn How To Park... Or Else... You Don't Want To Know Trust Me

by Learn. How. To. Park. March 3, 2021

SHG parking police

A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.

Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."

by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021

trailer park champagne

A cocktail made from red bull, vodka, and cheap champagne

Hey bro... Let's get some blow, watch Scarface, and drink some trailer park champagne!

by Iceberg_Jim September 7, 2016