purple piece of aluminum foil

A really cool and hot person, typically the girlfriend of a hot guy

“Woah that girl is totally a purple piece of aluminum foil!”

by eggyo December 4, 2022

Purple schlong

the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"

Arnaud- i just pulled a purple schlong last night

Thibault- wow how was it ?

Arnaud- Perfect.

by Tiger master January 6, 2023

purple nurpkin

A really really mean and bad person. They are also often unappreciative of the originality of the people around them.

Dude 1: Emma’s being such a Purple Nurpkin isn’t she?

Dude 2: Yeah man, she’s totally not appreciating your original and hilarious nature.

by French3453 July 3, 2023

purple

green

its blue not green?
no its purple
oh right sorry

by blueisred July 6, 2023

Purple onion

A vagina of African descent.

Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"

by The real professor plum July 8, 2023

Purple

Very high grade weed, originates from the purple coloration on some bud caused by Anthocyanins in the weed.

“I paid 15 a gram for this purple, shit better hit like a truck”

by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023

Purple

“Which is, Objectively, the worst colour.”
-CPG Grey

You can still like the colour, but I will have to send one of my imaginary clones to harass your colon. (Unless you think it’s only good for galaxy type stuff and sunsets THEN your safe).

Idiot: “Y’know, Purple is actually quite a nice col-“
The Gods of Truth: “I sense a disturbance in the forces.”

by Just your average Goober July 23, 2023