Poo-phoria

A euphoric feeling of success experienced when one has passed a most difficult stool.

wow that shit was poo-phoric!

by hanzor10 July 10, 2011

meanest poo

After one has taken a shit and noticing that it just happens to be the most foul smelling, grotesque looking, massive dirty dump they could have ever taken. This usually follows after one has eaten as much fruit, meat and candy one can.

Jerry: Yo Tony, you'll never believe what happened yesterday.

Greg: I bet I can guess. Only one thing could happen after you ate more than my camel.

Tony: Oh, now I know.

Jerry: It was the meanest poo i've ever had. The smell knocked out my wife.

by thetryplethreat November 6, 2010

actual poo

one who smells like poo (i.e., bad) and/or acts like poo (i.e., crappy) so much that they are like actual poo.

Bob is actual poo; he has been so difficult lately.

by beanbeane July 28, 2011

Poo Fuck

Poo fuck is a person who will happily fuck any ones poo for money.

$2 for poo fuck.

by The_Urban_Definer June 19, 2016

poo-nuts

a humourus insult to call close friends and loved ones- a term of endearment. Similar to "spaz"

Can also be used to refer to someone who is homosexual (male)

Hey poonuts what are you up too?

He's a poo-nuts

by aussie1 August 23, 2007

Poo Props

The accolades or notoriety one gives when recognizing the width, length, girth, color, aromatic power, etc. of a poo. Often resulting in Poo Pride; Accolades or acknowledgements received when one has poo pride.

Wow, dude! That poo is peeling the paint off the walls. I've got to give you poo props for that one.

I got poo props yesterday because my poo was as big as a baseball bat. My poo pride was showing.

by Digital Sewage September 3, 2011

poo jelly

A natural jelly that comes out only once every blue moon. It will one day become a prominent brand of jelly as common as the ground you walk upon.

Billy made a peanut butter sandwich. Then he added his precious poo jelly.

by Iwanttatorchips December 12, 2008