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Hyde Park Dosser

When you doss about Hyde park smacked off your bean. You’ll often either trek it to the chippy cos it’s fish bits or get yourself some Avengers End Game bud from man like Ryan Theobald
What you doing you Hyde Park Dosser? Off to the chippy mate fuck off!
by ThatsPeekDon August 30, 2019
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SHG parking police

A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.
Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."
by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021
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trailer park mummy

when one runs out of condoms and instead wraps their penis in toilet paper to act as a McGuyvered birth control.
i was all out of rubbers so i had to make a trailer park mummy before i got with Gina.
by spaß zwölf January 15, 2011
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dog park daredevil

The questionable practice of wearing open toed foot ware at the dog park.
The dog park daredevil carefully chooses his steps in the tall grass to avoid toeing a turd.
by Doggie walker August 19, 2022
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Parking Lot Hair

Hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. Done because:
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.
Vanessa: My mom couldn't do my hair, so it's all messy.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.
by That ginger an amazing shirt. September 22, 2010
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Parking Meter People

These are people who annoy you so much that the clock /or meter starts counting down the moment you see them. These individuals are usually found lurking at family reunions, weddings and holiday dinners. Put in your virtual quarter for the meter and get out of that situation when you've had enough.
Oh no! There's my cousin Jimmy who I can't stand being around. I can only be near him for about 15 minutes. He's one of my Parking Meter People!
by Billiest April 18, 2019
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caravan park kaz

when a person gets very drunk at a caravan park, with a boombox on her shoulder and fights the security. can’t stand on one leg like a flamingo and has the dancing skills of a gazelle. in conclusion caravan park kaz is a great person to go caravanning with.
“she’s a caravan park kaz that chick
by fatunicornqueen May 29, 2021
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