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Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")
Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened
by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023
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Slip It In My Arse And Call Me Jim Giles

A saying u say in rage but feeling extra sussy. If used with "Let me ascend to Jesus cos I just creamed my pants" you can create a deadly combo move which can kill a man if used correctly.
Person 1: Ha bro u a dog water ass (insert racial slur for minority here)
Person 2: Slip It In My Arse And Call Me Jim Giles.
Person1: Will do chief
*Makes Passionate Love All Night then plays Lego*
by Jimsmith420 December 29, 2021
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imagine:

one day, your slave calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo. youre angry because he doesnt know the difference. you unleash big chungus on him and big chungus eats the universe. the end.
"dont you just hate it when someone calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo?" i say.
by big boi gay January 31, 2019
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Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril

Jade: Timothy I'm pregnant
Timothy: Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril, who's the father?!
by Cyril April 16, 2017
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Well butter me up and call me greasey

to get someone to butter you up and then to name you greasey
Well butter me up and call me greasey

ok -x-gets out butter-x- hold still
by FairyWings November 2, 2004
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Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister

An sarcastic exclamation that can be used in a variety of ways. Usually used to to emphasize how glaringly obvious something that has been said is.
A: I had to go to school yesterday.
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?
by DarkLite January 19, 2007
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