Cat Salad

When you have sex with a cat, and the cum looks like ranch dressing.

Joe: "Wanna play soggy biscut?"

Arnold: "Nah man lets play cat salad, I got a cat at home!"

Joe: "Lets do it!!"

by catsalad June 11, 2019

Dumpster Cat

1. A cat that is a worthless piece of shit and belongs in a dumpster.
2. A cat that feels it needs to cower and hide when others are around (usually only bonds to one woman).

My friend's cat Chewy is a dumpster cat and is a candy ass bitch around others. We would like to toss him into the dumpster where he belongs.

by Steve Johnson November 10, 2003

Sam & Cat

A weird Show on Nickelodeon about some retarded girl named Cat (Ariana Grande) and Some girl named Sam (Jennette Mccurdy) and there retarded adventures in babysitting.

My Friend: Hey dude have you heard about that show on Nickelodeon called Sam & Cat
Me: The show about Ariana Grande and Jennette Mccurdy babysitting like a retard?
My Friend: Yeah.

by G_Bomb February 19, 2019

Cat Pumping

When one is unsatisfied with having sex with humans, they turn to performing hardcore sex acts on cats.

Jim is tired today because he was cat pumping all night long.

by Billy Fear October 17, 2010

Potato/Cat

Defined as a cat mutated into a potato do to the advantageous benefits of being made completely of starch.

"Wow, that's a well grown potato/cat!"
"Hey it's not called a PotatoCat it's called a Potato/Cat

by TlustyTai June 22, 2009

paggles the cat

Pride, Anger, Gluttony, Greed, Lust, Envy, Sloth.
In cat form.

That film se7en should have been called PAGGLES

by Napoleon Cornett November 12, 2004

Lasagna Cat

A cat that is half cat and half lasagna. Usually organs made out of lasagna.

I bought a Lasagna Cat today, it is a really unique type of cat!

by Lasagna_Cat November 11, 2016