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Asian-mom zoned

When a guy is after you and keeps nagging you like an Asian mom.
Girl: This guy kept texting me so I asian-mom zoned him.
Girl 2: Right on!
Asian-mom zoned by peechybliss March 18, 2020
Related Words

Step Mom 

A woman who wanted to fuck your dad who dragged you away from your mom by lying and cheating and playing social games and made your life miserable because she only cares about spending your dad’s money and not you and tells you how awful your mom is when your mom loves you and she does not.
“My step mom told me my mom is stupid and crazy then yells at me every night when she comes home from work and daddy yells at me if I tell her she’s not my mom!”
Step Mom by Loveyoutillforeverandback September 11, 2020

Daughter-Mom 

A very loving, thoughtful, accountable adult-daughter who takes on a very healthy persona of behaving like a mother to her own parents.
Daughter-Mom: Hey Mom let me know when you get home safe, I can’t fall asleep not knowing you’re ok.

Mom: Ok Mom!
Daughter-Mom by AshCatchEmAll January 22, 2021

Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D 

A completely normal sentence.
Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

Mom: I died 34 years ago
An Insult

Mainly used by Fortnite kids.
The usage of "I fucked ur mom" Is used by C.O.D children (6-10 years)
Dude ur mom is a cat (pussy)

Player one: Cant wait for the new game to come out! Player 2: Your mom
Ur Mom by MagicBroski December 12, 2021