kevin

Kevin is the male equivalent of a Karen

"That guy on the beach was a real Kevin"

by c0pp3r April 24, 2022

Kevin

A man with an incredibly huge penis. Legend has it that his penis caused the big bang

Where is Kevin"

"Just look down his penis is so big it wraps around the world, we can trace him"

by Jamel Harrison November 24, 2021

Kevin altmeir

the typical guy to date both twins a day after he breaks up with one. always thinks that he can capture any girls heart.

Kevin Altmeir dated me and then my twin sister

by Chaz and malaika forever November 20, 2018

Kevin McAllister’d

Fining one’s self Home Alone on a Holiday, instead of with family as planned

Person 1: Worst Holiday ever! My family sucks!
Person 2: Oh no, what happened!

Person 1: I was Kevin McAllister’d

by thatmadcat November 29, 2024

Kevin

Kevin cool dude.Chill gets decent amount of women.Decently good looking.Pretty good friend

Ayo Kevin come here
What

by Notsocashmoney October 28, 2021

Kevin

A pussy slayer who will make you cum in a train museum

Sex me so hard like Kevin did

by Peepeepoopoo1hehe February 3, 2024

Kevin

A little cute pigeon named by One Direction's Louis Tomlinson, wich Liam Payne hates af

normal person: that bloody pigeon has eaten my lunch
directioner: omg keep calm it's just Kevin *crying in a cool way*

by cuteflower July 9, 2018