Being a Karen/Kevin

Being a Karen/Kevin: (Predicate Nominative Phrase): A crime punishable by law equal in consequence to false reporting, defamation of character and/or murder. Definition: When a white person involves themselves without prompting in the life or business of a person of color, who is not committing any crime, in order to jeopardize their ability to pursue happiness, maintain freedom(s), and/or preserve their own life--potentially stripping said person(s) of their inalienable rights. Karens and Kevins commit this crime (categorized under False Reporting and Defamation of Character & up to Murder, in rare cases) under the guise of care and concern and offering a helping hand(however incapable), entitlement, and/or unsolicited Saviorism if their intentions are good or ignorant, yet the impact on targeted people of color is exactly the same. More often this crime is committed with mal-intent by overt racists who proudly jeopardize the life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness of said victims of color. This crime is punishable by law, usually at the level of misdemeanor to felony, but the offender may receive up to a life sentence, if there is loss of life or punitive damages as a result of a Karen's/Kevin's carefully, careless actions.

Being a Karen/Kevin should be a crime punishable to the full extent of the law. A Karen made a false report on me saying that I harassed children under the age of 18 in my neighborhood. I've been through 6 months of court proceedings, but thankfully, my lawyer has assured me that I will walk out of the courtroom with him; if I were to be charged with this misdemeanor, I may no longer have unsupervised visits with my kids, and my 22-year-teaching career would end if I were blacklisted.

by Dr. Helix Nebula December 16, 2023

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When you go home with a girl and you find out that she's got more than what you got

Bruce : Bro, I met this chick yesterday?
Thomas : Yeah?
Bruce : I went home with her and turned out she got a massive dick
Thomas : HAHAHAHA NO WAY, YOU DID A KEVIN SIMUS

by PineappleonPizzaGuy August 23, 2023

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Kevin is an amazing person that lights up the room. He brings joy to whomever he meets. A true definition of delightful.Kevin is the type of friend who you could ask anything and he will be up for it.
Keep a Kevin close to you , you will not regret it. They are also known to be Tall and Handsome

Kevin want to go get drunk and catch some snails?
Kevin: "sure let's go"

by Aitdefinitleywasntme September 5, 2023

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