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John Deere

name for a person who cuts other guys grass, someone who likes to make a move on another guys girl and feels no guilt for his actions
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
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John Stewart

Jon Stewart is what makes the news worth watching.
by Wendy January 20, 2005
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John Kerry

A total douchebag wanker who would have led to the ruination of the United States and even worse relations with us in the United Kingdom.
This loser has now become synonymous with that word: loser. He has a serious lack of morals, and I can obviously tell that he is NOT a Christian; the incorrect reading from the Bible was a dead give away, wouldn't you say? So, the Democrats in America represent and support the poor, do they? Then how do you explain Kerry being even richer than George Bush and being involved with the Heinz Corporation? Not to mention that numerous, Hollywood celebrities with more money than The Who will ever have also vote Democrat and condemn the Republican Party and the tens of millions of members and voters within it.
John Kerry=Loser. A wanker? Yes. A total hypocrite? No doubt!
by jonesy May 14, 2005
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CRAPPER, JOHN

HAPPY 46th BIRTHDAY ..I hope you spend it on the CRAPPER, JOHN...whatever happens to you over there has absolutely NO effect on me over here..I figured that out last September 2004...When a door closes another opens..at least for me!!! haha... I am now engaged..I hope you have a very nice life...and a Wonderful Birthday with your mother....while she holds your hand on the - CRAPPER , JOHN.
Crapper John you look just like MoE from the 3 Stooges...I look just like Barbie now....you lose...hahahaaa
by ClarrisaKnowsAll April 23, 2005
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John Paul

by Bigdeke13 January 15, 2020
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John Brown

the newest white rapper to be on the scene, he has mad talent, and great flows, he is an entity, not a rapper (per say), He was on the white rapper show, and is very good looking, Known for saying "hallelujah holla back" and saying "ghetto revival"...
John Brown lost to $hamrock on "The White Rapper Show" but has gone WAY farthest than $hamrock...
by sunshine_at_midnite April 7, 2008
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John Cena

1. A perverted (white O_o) rapper who mostly raps about sex.
2. A female fan's favorite. (I personally hate him)
3. A decent wrestler.
Lyrics from a rap of John Cena's- I ain't about a wife even if she won this right I'll fuck for seven days but stand for one night.
by Briela B July 17, 2006
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