Brillo Ass

When the hairs on your ass are so coarse that it causes toilet paper to shred into remnants on the back of the toilet seat

"AHHH maaaan! Can you please clean up after your brillo ass next time!"

by PLUMBERT March 15, 2009

ass coral

genetically identical parasitic human polyps that form on the rectum of higher-level influential government personnel.

Man, Peck's IT group is blooming so much ass coral that she appears to weigh over 300 pounds.

by vlakas February 11, 2009

ass molecule

Particles that are brewed from ones feces that are expelled from the anus and become airborne after a fart that may enter an innocent bystander's nose or mouth and ends in a result of ass molecules being comsumed into ones nostrils and lungs getting to know someone's fecal DNA.

Colin passed gas? Oh Great! Now I have Colin's ass molecules in my mouth!

by clykclyk July 4, 2017

Ass disaster

A complete shitshow. Something going completely wrong in every way it possibly can.

“Dude how was the vocab test?”
“A fucking wreck. I had an ass disaster midway through and bombed it.”

by papaya666 March 29, 2018

ass-rider

One who uses hatred, shit-talking or even lying as a quick way to gain success, and notoriety from others.

-"Even though she got a lot of friends, I wouldn't even try to talk to her if I were you."

-"Why wouldn't you talk to her?"
-"Because she's an ass-rider!"
-"Oh! So that's why a lot of people don't like her!"

by Mr.Unconcious July 3, 2011

ass shadow

The untanned areas left behind because the shadow of your ass. Usually found as small triangles underneath the buttocks.

She obviously uses a tanning bed, you can see her ass shadow every time she bends over

by meredeer October 16, 2009

Ass Romping

HXC (hardcore) anal sex.

Bill: I could use a good ass romping right abooot now!!
Jerimiah: i can help you out with that.

by HXCgrinmore October 15, 2009