Based Shower

The act of only getting your hair wet in the shower, spraying some of Justin’s cologne and then hitting the bars.

Yo bros I just took a based shower, we ready to go to McCoy’s?

by San Jamar August 07, 2022

Shower Epiphany

When you spontaniously think of the answer to a troubling problem when standing under the shower, usually just before applying shampoo.

Hey dude, I was about to rinse of the soap this morning when I has a shower Epiphany! the answer just came to me, it’s 42!

by GeniousForTheSoap March 14, 2020

shower for an hour

this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.

friend one: bro i smoked too much bro
friend two: take a shower for an hour you’ll be golden

by fuckalight March 02, 2019

Gold shower

When a fat black women pisses on u with consent

Uhhhhhhh gold shower rq

by YeNAAAAA October 11, 2023

Thanksgiving shower

After consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving dinner, you proceed to have sexual intercourse. During said intercourse, almost to the point of fruition, regurgitate previous feast onto partner. Aiming for any orifice is strongly recommended for full experience.

Kelsey and I had the best Thanksgiving shower last year, hoping for the same outcome this year

by lumberjack69 November 14, 2018

Showering

I need some bitches.

Showering.

by Sexhaver4200 March 18, 2022

Hoosier Rain Shower

A group activity where three to five men simultaneously give a golden shower to a willing participant in the disorienting twists of a corn maze, often associated with rural Indiana shenanigans.

Last fall, they got wild at the county fair and pulled off a Hoosier Rain Shower in the corn maze—talk about a soggy harvest!

by stingfeld May 26, 2025