I'm gonna' touch you

This phrase is used in many ways and the meaning depends on the context, it could be approvation(1), decline(2), threat(3), or just having no other words to express yourself(4).

Its usually used close friends but its also frequent in between ppl who just met and seem to match vibes

(1)
Greta: yo we going out tmrw?
lydia: OMG I'M GONNA' TOUCH YOUUU

(2)
Max: Can we share the chips
Ava: I'm gonna' touch you
Max: awh

(3)
Via:whats wrong with you and Leo
Anne: Hes mad at me because I stole his bike
Leo: Anne I'm gonna' touch you
Via: You're done Anne

(4)
Caroline: So I was gonna go out with Josh, he is so hot
Nix: I'm gonna' touch you
Caroline: you are mean

by Corra_bro January 31, 2025

I'm your density

Geogre McFly's (Crispin Glover) iconic line to Lorraine (Lea Thompson) in Lou's Cafe, in Back to the Future.

George McFly: I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean your destiny.

by numbereightbus April 17, 2023

I'm on yo top

It means to roast a nigga lmao.

Ugly ahh lil boy i'm on yo top jit

by Whats it to yuh January 21, 2022

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023

I'm Jaking It

This refers to the popular tv show character Jake The Dog from adventure time absolutely stroking the shit out of his big veiny dih

"I'm Jaking it oh soo good"

by I'm Jaking It February 11, 2025

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

I'm game

Geeky, white guy speak. Probably came from the racquetball courts of a local YMCA.

"Hey, Todd. Wanna grab a cold brewski after work today?"
"I'm game."
"Alright, bro."

by Shank April 28, 2004