Florida Missle

Noun: A beer bottle thrown from a moving vehicle typically at another moving vehicle or individual/group of individuals.

I saw the SOB that stole my surfboard so I launched a Florida missle at him!

by Jethro Bodean Jr IV January 4, 2025

Florida overpass

A level 7 sex move where one female lies down doggy style, and a male proceeds to jump, fly, then dunk his dick in said female's ass. This move is possible with a male instead of a female. But it's too risky.

I was hanging out with my friends, then this big guy walked towards me and said he wants me to do the Florida Overpass with him.

by ThatSquidy69 January 8, 2025

Farid effect

When a group of girls are all single because single girls keep their friends single

“Why are you single, miha”
“Uh idk, all my friends are single and they tell me to stay away from relationships”
“Oh, you are under the Farid effect”

by Ugabugabugabuga January 12, 2025

Floridian

Publix loving crackheads that basically live in another country because were on our own playing field

Foreigner: Look its a crackhead

Floridian: Yes, I am a crackhead

by vanwinkl January 15, 2025

Forbidden tea

A forbidden tea is when a man goes for a jog and the dips his nut sack into a glass of warm water to give to his spouse when they are feeling sick.

"Hey babe I'm not feeling well can you make me a glass of forbidden tea?"

by Bigboywyatt February 1, 2025

Florida Syndrome

Slow drivers in the left lane of any two-lane road; an acute inability to understand that the left lane is for faster-moving, passing vehicles.

Bob was crusing along nicely in the early stages of the commute, relatively nicely, there were the usual sufferers of Florida Syndrome in the left lane.

by raybanshe February 16, 2025

Forbidden Anklet

The act of inserting ones foot inside a loved one's anus, and pushing it inside until the arsehole formes a ring around their ankle.

Geoff: Yo, Jake's been walking a bit funny, is he ok?
Jebb: oh yeah, his missus gave him a forbidden anklet last night, he said his arsehole has been bleeding for 15 hours.

by Le big salad February 28, 2025