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Tornado Fighter

a person whose goal is to destroy a tornado before a tree starts to sway. by many such ways as planting a 5-ton charge in the twisters path and blowing it up, killing the tornado, or taking a laser and pointing at the tornado until the whole thing condenses.
Guy: that guy is a tornado fighter! he stopped an F5 tornado from destroying a town!
Guy 2: How?
Guy: After getting charged up the wazoo from his website getting farked, he created a 8-ton explosive charge and planted it RIGHT where the tornado was forming. then, he blew it up, stopped the tornado, and created a foot of rainfall from all the condensed clouds within a 500m radius. the Xplosion was cool, the rainfall, not as much
Guy 3: You guys talking about me? 'cuz i blew up that tornado
by your best idiot March 27, 2010
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flightinerary

The schedule of flights on any airline.
What's the American Airlines flightinerary for roundtrip flights between JFK and San Francisco? Could I find it on the American Airlines website?
by pentozali April 24, 2007
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Fishtanked

(verb) to bend a girl over a fish tank whilst delivering anal sex to her. Mid-motion remove the lid of the tank and repeatdley dip the girl's head in and out of the tank all the while still ramming the girl in the anus.
I got this girl round last night and fishtanked the shit out of her!!
by Smellyfinger85 July 23, 2010
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frightening

1.She was frightened and pushed the man away.
2.The man outside the door was frightening to see.
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in-flight motormouth

making the mistake of 'being too friendly' with ones' seat partner on an airplane flight, only to realize to your horror; the person is unable to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

often, these are people with some kind of flying fear, their method of dealing is to talk incessantly!! IF the person is BORING (frequently the case!) it can drive one crazy! -one has to be out and out rude, to be allowed entry into ones' own personal world!

i use two methods for dealing: (1) headphones/ipod & (2) faking like i've fallen asleep! -books are good too, if you get 'into' the book immediately!! and act totally enraptured, which you CAN be, if you have the right book!
welcome to shit city! did you have a nice flight? fine, except for the in-flight motormouth!

an in-flight motormouth tortured me all the way to poop town!!

we experienced terrible turbulence which help distract my in-flight motor mouth!
by michael foolsley February 8, 2012
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Tiger stage fright

Performance anxiety that prevents a man from giving his sexual partner a golden shower.

The origin of this comes from a text Tiger sent to a porn star:

Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

The "freight" is assumed to really mean "fright" and not a shipment of a box by stage coach.
Ho: Honey, why can't you drench me with your golden nectar?
Dude: Ummmm, it just won't come out. I've got Tiger stage fright!
by Longhorn17 March 22, 2010
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stick fighting

Philipino Martial Arts sport version of sparring. Usually asscoiated with Philipino Integrated Martial Arts. Tournaments are held two times every other year and once in another country on the same year. The later tourney is The world championships wheareas the first two are qualifiers.
by Batosei June 29, 2004
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