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Prison Fat

The adipose tissue that has congealed into muscular tissue, forming a swarthy barrier most often found around the thorax and abdomen of older men, namely biker dudes and convicts.
The steel girdle of prison fat around Butterbean's midsection has broken the wrists of many twiggots
by Kipster Jenkenhiems September 29, 2012
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Fat Ninja

The unsubtle affair. Where two people think they are being sneaky, but everyone knows what is going on.

The act of cheating out in the open, but being oblivious to it.
Joe: "Do Bill and Sue really think no one knows they are hooking up?"

Bob: "I know, right? Pretty Fat Ninja there."
by Chewbacca with a Brazilian September 1, 2013
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delicious fats

I ate some delicious fats for Easter
by BayBay September 7, 2012
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fat breathin

a period of heavy labored breathing most usually associated with consuming a mass quantity of greasy, fattening, delicious food. this condition is usually accompanied by general drowsiness and napping on the couch. meant to imitate the breathing of a fat sweaty individual.
andrew: hey frank do you wanna go toss a football around or something?

frank: nah man i just demolished some dino bbq... fat breathing hard. ill catch you later
by acatch68 December 11, 2011
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Ramp Fat

A woman so large that you need a sex ramp in order to effectively penetrate towards her vagina.
James: "Dude, did you hit that ramp fat chick you brought home from the bar last night?"

Randy: "Totally, I lubed her up, and laid out my ramp and all that fat came right up and I got right through."
by Brock Sledgehammer September 9, 2011
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Fat Acceptance

A movement for people who don't want to move, so they make excuses to hide their unhealthy lifestyle.

Primarily toted by white women (for some reason) who are 99% of the time overweight, and oddly enough have bright hair, and some bear a nose ring, because nobody wanted to put one on their finger.
Originated on Tiktok. Or Twitter, I don't know or care at this point.
Guy 1: Hey, what're you watching?
Guy 2: Some video on whatever the fuck fat acceptance is.
Guy 1: Do you mean those people that expect the entire damn world to change for them despite they themselves being too lazy to go for a jog?
Guy 2: Yeah.
by grand autismo III October 30, 2023
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Fat Fuck

Fat Fuck; When trying to have intercourse with a larger woman it’s hard to find the hole ? What you do is go 3 flaps forward, find the one that smells like shit and looks like curdled cottage cheese and go one flap back and your there!

“Fat” Fuck Get it
Tonight I’m gonna try my first Fat Fuck ! Hope Heather is understanding if I don’t get it right! I’ll bring Flowers!
by Amy Jae December 9, 2022
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