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Parker French

He is omega hot 🥵 makes my mouth water on a daily basis. Makes the bed fun but also wet, sometimes it’s annoying. He is a player and always looks down at the right moment.🥵 what a bae!! I would def rate 10/10.
by Parker French May 18, 2019
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french throatie

when your dick is crusty from a lack of proper hygiene, and a partner goes down on it like a similarly-crusty baguette
Dat girl gave a good french throatie
by the-france-fucker January 4, 2018
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basically like "delete system32" but for linux distros
guy 1: yo bro how do i stop this lag from my computer
guy 2: delete the french language pack
by ali._ January 24, 2025
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Chicago french toast

Chicago French toast; first made famous by President Barack Obama at his inaugural speech— when he credited the colloquial favourite as his main staple that saw him through college.

Chicago French toast differs from classic French toast to in the distinction that it is made with bagels, and not sliced bread.
Is that a cream cheese bagel? No. That’s Chicago French toast baby.
by Walters Brew October 28, 2022
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French Pinecone

The act of combining the actions of The French Victory and the Pinecone Plunge. The primary objective is to add an extra layer of difficulty, personal humiliation, reputational gain, and physical pain and harm to the actions required in the French Victory.

Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.

Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.

Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.

Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!
Steve: "Hey did you hear? Last night at the party, Craig did three vials of ket, drank an old 4Loko someone had, and ran two whole bouts of the French Pinecone on BOTH of David's sisters!"
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."
by njganjgnijadf April 6, 2022
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French

Coming from the Roblox game Entrenched, it is a derogatory term for someone who is on the French team in that game.
Oh my God, that French guy just killed me.

See also: Frenchy in the Trenchy
by Buttquack September 3, 2022
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French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.
Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.
by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023
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