sleeping free

The act in which you go to bed with no clothing on.

Me and my wife are gonna be sleeping free tonight since grandma has the kids.

by Jeremy171717 February 7, 2017

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

Free

You either are a cheap person trying to find free stuff on a URBAN DICTIONARY-

Or your just a homeless weeb who forgot their own mother’s name.

-Cheap person:
“S- sir.. Please..! Money for the poor…”
-Mr. Clean:

“Not even a homeless man would beg like you. Go back to your house on the hill and live your life.”

*Does what Mr. Clean usually does UwU*
- -
Homeless man:
-“mom, please.. I want to be free!”
Homeless man’s mother:
-“My house, my rules. Your lucky you don’t pay rent.
Homeless woman:

“I like yo cut-g”
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And they knew, that they fucked up.

by Suss-?’ December 26, 2021

free range porn

Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.

Hey, was out walking today, came across a bunch of free range porn.

by Dajster June 18, 2016

Free Ball

To approach an obstacle without preparing for it beforehand

person 1: "I heard you didn't study for the test" person 2: "I didn't have time, I had to Free Ball It"

by JT3976 April 5, 2023

Skibbidi Free

The act of never partaking in Skibidi Toilet

Bro I have been Skibbidi Free my whole life

by Totally real person January 13, 2024

yankee dinger pee free family

a yankee dinger pee free family is a family of special friends who like to make interesting sounds like (OOOWWWWLLLL,slurp,coo,coof,and more) we all have fun nick names for eachother and talk ab the most random things we have our own language called chunks and we love eachother dearly a very smelly group who also have a movie, snapchat, insta and more we eat eachother if u live in ny be aware we’re a wild bunch of special people who r crazy there is 11 of us stinkys

1.)oh that yankee dinger pee free family is always making loud scary sounds i don’t know if i should call the police it concerns me

2.) the yankee dinger pee free family talk about concerning and disturbing things i’m scared

3.) hey stinky girls

by yankee dinger pee free family May 17, 2018