Poached eggs

The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.

"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"

by anonymous September 2, 2021

the egg about to crack

when you are about to lose your virginity and go off the rails and have the police called on you 😷😈 la chocolate

okay in 2 months i will be 20. yes this is my year. the egg about to crack. hahahahhahah its going down. boring ass.

by sadtherealest August 3, 2022

egg nelson

a great name for a stick insect

Egg nelson has a baby! She is called bacon nelson!

by don't judge me for pet names September 12, 2021

Insta Egg

When an individual accidentally (or intentionally ) leaves or captures an item unintended in a posted photo

"OMG did you see she accidentally left an Insta Egg of her new album in her latest post"

by HSP Addict October 27, 2021

egg.

egg.

egg.

by eggsareegg May 12, 2022

Egg Mcmuffin

An exageration of the term 'egg', meaning that a thing is bad.

Eggsample; Bro, thats so egg. No actually, thats Egg Mcmuffin

by Resnoff March 14, 2021

Soup Egg

(n.) I oughta knock you out

Soup Egg oughta knock your ass out.

by Niilo Nilsson July 10, 2021