doing the ruth

someone who is constantly gaslighting you. someone who makes you think you’redoing something you’re actually not.

stop making me think i broke the plate when i didn’t, you’re doing the ruth again!

by ant joseph September 6, 2021

Doing a Gert

Doing anything, apart from the actual thing you are meant to be doing, at any one time.

See that guy there, he's doing a Gert. Not getting it done today.

by Workhorse1 September 7, 2021

Doing a Trevor

It's when you choke somebody out with the intention to show what Trevor did to you when you were a child.

Doing a Trevor -

Person 1: "Let me show what Tervor did"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: takes person 2 a headlock and chokes violently.

by anonymous September 28, 2021

doing the Markus

When you ask for a round and are the last to come.

Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.

My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...

by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021

Doing A Shodah

When you explain something in an absolute disgusting, brutal and filthy way that sometimes leaves nasty images in your head.

"Suck my areshole you peasant"
"He's doing a Shodah"

by Shodah October 13, 2021

dottingaabeast21

A person who is so gay that the can’t spend 0.00001 picoseconds without thinking about being gay

Yo that person is a dottingaabeast21, you can see the gay just by looking at him

by Dottingaabeast21 is gay October 13, 2021

Dating

Something that you would never be able to do yes the reader ;)

“ When to 2 people are romantically interest in each other and planning for their future with the other significant other ”

Guy #1 : Hey bro I hear you and Lexi has been dating how that’s been mate!

Guy #2 : Very lovely! She been great

by Annagotfound October 16, 2021