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dad squad

A group a fathers who are prominent figures in the lives of their children who help chaperone their daughters first date to scare her date into being a total gentleman
I have my dad squad here with me to help chaperone my daughter's first date.
by MinDATucker October 29, 2018
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Sad Dad

Hym "Fuck you and your kids Sad Dad. And the Jews. What would you say to me, Sad Dad? You have nobody to blame but yourself. I told you those kids were going to get shot. You mocked and ignored me because 'I oNlY cArE aBoUt MySeLf.' Which is just your pathetic breeder way of extorting people into accepting your own and your fuck-trophy's inflated existential value without having to let me fuck your wife."

Sad Dad "W-"

Hym "NOPE! Whatever you were going to say is not a reaction to what I'm saying. It's the status quo. You're like otters. Holding your baby up in front of a predator. 'But I'm just a wittle joo breeder 🥺' and you're oscillating between THAT and psychotic rage. Because you're not NOT A PSYCHOPATH. You're just retarded and delusional psychopaths. I WAS and AM still correct. And, at the very least, my left ball is bigger than yours. My spine might be crooked but at least it doesn't render me a 5'2 balding Jew."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
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ur dad

ur dad! oh wait he went to get the milk 💀
by hiyaahun April 29, 2022
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Dad

a person that black people don't have
White: Look my dad's here! where is yours?
Black: He's gone looking for milk.
by jiggaboo liggaboo October 18, 2022
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Dad

Someone who drinks milk for 7 years then comes back for a quick minute then leaves again then comes back and leave AGAIN and so on.
My dad abandoned me. Hey how was that milk anyway?
by the_coolest_bean February 4, 2020
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Dad

Someone that left when I was 5
My daddy left when I was five, he didn't come back so I cried
by Peniswhapper March 14, 2020
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ur dad

your dad got 17 years expired milk and will come back when you are 18 so give up on life
by the dumb nerd 1+1=84 February 4, 2020
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