ur dad

ur dad got milk

your dad got 17 years expired milk and will come back when you are 18 so give up on life

by the dumb nerd 1+1=84 February 4, 2020

Dad

Someone that left when I was 5

My daddy left when I was five, he didn't come back so I cried

by Peniswhapper March 14, 2020

dad

a dad is the best type of person you will ever meet

i love my (dad)

by tmr51609 September 30, 2020

My dad

The act of leaving/abandoning a loved one (usually a son)

This usually ends in instant death

Jimmy behaves like my dad

by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

e dad

father of an e girl\boy, they randomly dance and do tiktoks e dad is also called senior e boy

look I found a e dad

by loans little peom September 9, 2020

Dad

Who?

Son: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: The store son.
Son: When will you be back?
Dad: 20 minutes.
5 years later...

by Fingerblaster42069 May 17, 2019

dad squad

A group a fathers who are prominent figures in the lives of their children who help chaperone their daughters first date to scare her date into being a total gentleman

I have my dad squad here with me to help chaperone my daughter's first date.

by MinDATucker October 29, 2018