D.t.s

Down. To. Smoke

“Are you down to smoke a joint”
“Are you D.T.S?”

by Gyros97 June 4, 2021

D&T

The thinking that goes on while thinking over a current obstacle, while drinking or previously drinking

Oh so yall used that D&T to get out that puddle in two wheel?

by Hopewillburn July 20, 2021

D.T.P

1. A version of Rock Paper Scissors where Rock is Dick, Tits is Paper, and Pussy is Scissors. Played like regular Rock Paper Scissors.

2. Slang term meaning Down To Pound

Guy 1: Hey dude, want to play some D.T.P.
Guy 2: Sure, what is it?
Guy 1: It means Dick Tit Pussy. Like Rock Paper Scissors but worse.
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Girlfriend: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Boyfriend: Nothing yet, but I'm Down to Pound.
Girlfriend: You're always D.T.P.

by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022

D&T

A group of two friends whose names begin with the letters D and T

Guy 1 "Those two sure are close, you think they're an item?"
Guy 2 " Nah they're just D&T"

by Fruityfuckingpebbles April 5, 2022

d.t.b.

“i believed in u, shoulda told me u had a seat in u. this whole time u was frontin and i ain’t see it in u. now i’m thinkin what was u doin when i ain’t sleep w u. now ur tooth brush is my new Jordan clean up.” -a boogie wit da hoodie

me: bro, she played me
a boogie: d.t.b. 4 life

by a boogie fan September 12, 2022

D.T.

Abbreviation for Drug Test, a test to look for signs of one or more illegal or prescription drugs in a sample of your urine (pee), blood, saliva (spit), hair, or sweat.

Awh man, I really hope I quit smoking Mary-Jane in time to pass today's D.T.!
I can't even afford rent without my job...

by anonymous September 19, 2022

D.T.F.A.N.D.

Down to fuck and not date

Friend 1: “how do I explain that I just want dick from him and not a relationship”
Friend 2: “D.T.F.A.N.D.”

by Shartlett November 17, 2022