donkey dick

A type of summer sausage stuffed in a large red fiberous casing often eaten by redneck males at construction sites or while fishing. It can usually be purchased at gas stations. Tip-Top brand from Taylor, Texas is a prime example.

Hey Bubba, pass me some of that donkey dick and cheese.

by CommonClone June 24, 2018

Donkey Dildo

Something that sucks so abysmally bad that there really isn't any other way to describe just how large of a fuckup the situation is.

> unfathomable turmoil currently present
"This situation sucks donkey dildo!"
> ranked teammates tank the entire team for being generationally washed
"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
> raining outside, no coat, cold as fuck, windy
"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"

by Tbblobnoern November 22, 2025

honkey donkey

woooOoooOOoOoOoooOoo goes the honkey donkey

DONKER

wibbly wonkey donkey wonk goes the hobbly wobbly honkey donkey

by honkeydonkey May 16, 2018

Donkey Cunt

A female of severely low intelligence who is without class and is always begging for an ass-beating because she hates herself so much.

Stay far away from Donkey Cunt unless you want to see just how deeply a useless person could hate themselves and still be alive.

by DayofReckoning January 19, 2024

drop a donkey

when you really gotta go poo

"hey move, youre gonna make me drop a donkey"
"sorry man, the lines back there"

by dumpygumby April 27, 2022

Donkey Kong

The term Donkey Kong means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until they have a massive cumshot, which most of the time ends up killing the person.

Yo dude did you hear about that guy who got DONKEY KONGED by a horse on the news

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025

Cum Donkey

When a woman comes to an orgasm and begins to bay like a donkey. Haw haw haw yeah haw yeah.

Chick made a funny sound when she was Cumming. Sounded like a real cum donkey.

by Green gnome May 24, 2023