Shoe Candy

What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.

What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.

I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!

by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023

Halloween candy

Something you can get if you go into the pedophiles basement on the amazing holiday we call hallo motherfuckin ween!

Want some Halloween candy? Your cute, you should take off your shirt!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

eye candy

aiza, just aiza <3

look at this girl, that's what I call eye candy

by iamnobody130409 August 27, 2024

cotton candy

relationships with a narcissist are like cotton candy - they look great at first, but there is no substance to the relationship, and it's really, really messy at the end.

Looking back, the relationship with Killian was so superficial, no substance at all. Lots of sex and parties, food and weed, but nothing solid. It was like cotton candy, great on paper, but mostly hot air and sugar, and nothing a giant mess at the end.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

atm candy

An escort.

Did you see Jack last night? The girl he had on his arm was hot!
Yeah, Jack likes showing up with ATM candy.

by anonymous December 17, 2023

dirty cendyra

A fake bitch her gets her fishy smelly pussy ate out by a stanky homeless guy/girl. Then he takes his dick out and grabs a banana and shoes it up her ass.

did u hear jack caught a girl getting a dirty cendyra behind a dumster

by Dybas January 28, 2024

Cotton Candy

A technique of fingering. Sticking one's fingers in a vagina and swirling it around. The swirling motion is meant to be similar to that of making cotton candy. When you make cotton candy, you put a stick in the machine and swirl it around, collecting all the melted sugar and forming cotton candy. The finger in the vagina swirls around like that stick. It isn't trying to collect any cotton candy, so don't get the wrong idea.

Talking about a hot guy:
"He's so fine, he could cotton candy me any day!"

by huntycuntress February 8, 2024