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by 125388 June 9, 2020
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Cigar Clown

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope
Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"
by Support Clown April 11, 2024
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Clown Aids

Clown Aids is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) contracted when one party has sex with a clown. The receiver of said STD begins becoming a clown. They start craving to become part of a circus, and they start dressing in brightly coloured clothing.

This disease can be non symptomatic in some cases, and be transmitted to you without your or the non-symtomatic holders knowledge.
Dude you fucked a clown!! You're totally getting Clown Aids now!
by DemonSpauun September 1, 2023
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Smoking Clown

When you take a massive hit of weed, give a menstruating woman oral pleasure and then exhale.
What’s that on your face?

I smoked a shit ton last night and gave that girl the smoking clown
by The crazy clown October 5, 2019
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Mad Clown Disease

A "mental illness" in which the afflicted avidly and blindly loves the "evil clown" character depicted in horror movies, haunted attractions, video games, and Halloween, even encouraging others to love it too, despite the negative impact on the world the "evil clown" character has. The afflicted will express defiance when asked to change their ways, believing nothing is wrong with them. The term comes from a term The Joker uses in Batman: Arkham Knight.
Mad Clown Disease reached one of its highest points when Stephen King's "It" hit the big screen in the 20'teens, when everybody started to go wild over Pennywise the Dancing Clown, despite the negative impact he has on the world. The syndrome spread like cancer and still does today.
by Info2go August 28, 2025
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unfunny clowns

a person who thinks there funny but there not asks for you to but something for them at the cafeteria
and people who steal your meet up spot and no unfunny clowns aloud at the cool kids corner
by olboyo July 30, 2025
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